Attach bacon to your hard drive.
Every time you download a large file, the smell will be glorious.
In the event of a grizzly bear attack, throw bacon to distract the bear and make your getaway.
If your bacon is too precious to throw to a bear, eat it quickly to enjoy a last meal as you are being slaughtered.
If wounded, do not apply bandages. Apply bacon.
Lubricate your body with bacon grease in order to be more aerodynamic.
(This is useful when traveling at high speeds or competing in a slippery wrestling match)
Use bacon for base jumping.
If defeated in war, use bacon to feign death.
This clever disguise will help you evade enemy capture.
Keep your breath fresh!
Do not chew gum, chew bacon.
DO NOT
diet or exercise
This will shrink your stomach and hinder your ability to eat bacon
Play the "Silence of the Lambs" game with friends and family.
In the event of a nuclear holocaust, place bacon near a window so it can cook
Use bacon grease instead of shampoo and give your hair a delightful sheen that will be the talk of the town!
Weave a lovely blanket out of bacon and snuggle up to your loved one on those cold and baconless nights.
This was created by Recipe Star, a free recipe and cooking community who hopes to change the world one strip of bacon at a time.
