Potatoes Of Death!!! Recipe

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Directions

Chop the potatoes into about half-inch pieces. In a bowl
mix potatoes with spices, salt, and about a half cup of
water. Dump into a hot frying pan and cover. Let cook
until potatoes are mushy, adding water if necessary to keep
it from burning.
Depending on how much pepper you add, you might want to have
the telephone handy to dial 911, or at least a gallon or two
of ice water. An excellent if scary side with other
breakfast foods, or wrap up in a tortilla, or use
as weaponry, or whatever.